Sustainable Seafood Advocate Gifts

'I've heard nets are safest if you swim right into them...Cod Psychology if you ask me.'

Desert Island Meals.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."

US food supply.

World Ocean Day

Clap Chowder

'...and artificial coloring to enhance appearance.'

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."

'Mercury for breakfast again?'

'I told you it was cold today.'

"Guess who's coming to dinner!?"

Locally Sourced Fish For Sale

Fish Stocks

Not enough fish in the sea

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"