Sustainable Seafood Enthusiast Gifts

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

Fish with board reading 'The end is nigh'

'Mercury for breakfast again?'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.