Seafood Surealist Gifts

Discover a collection of seafood surrealist items that blend the absurd with aquatic themes. Ideal for creative minds who love humor, art, and the unexpected—see our unique range of products that turn marine whimsy into delightful gifts.

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury." mockup

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ." mockup

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

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Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

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'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.' mockup

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested." mockup

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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Your lobster was off!

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea." mockup

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!' mockup

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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Sea weed harvest.

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'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?' mockup

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

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Civilized Salmon

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Prawn Cocktail Please

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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"How's the salmon?"

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'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective' mockup

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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Fresh fish

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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