Seafood Marketer Gifts

The fisherman and his catch...

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Your lobster was off!

Important Food Groups

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Civilized Salmon

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Fresh fish

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Catching flying fish...'