Seafood Market Owner Gifts

Seaside Aquarium

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Sea weed harvest.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Sole traders

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Octopi a la mode.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

Branding Matters.

Oysters in June - delicious!

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Fishmonger runs out of 'Catch and Release' breed.

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

'Great idea, Pete!'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Chef taking fishing hooks out.

"Son, the reason you're not happy like me is because your real father was an oyster.'

Sushi bar...under new management

"Give me the lobster tail please."

Evolution of Al's fish.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I'm sorry, young lady, we had a run of unlucky fisherman.'

'Check it out dude! Our first groupie!'

Fishmonger