Seafood Restaurant Owner Gifts

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'We're all about options around here.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Soup Surprise

Branding Matters.

Suddenly, it dawned on Brian that his entire life had been leading up to this one moment...

"Back off man!! I'm warning you - one step closer and I swear I'll jump!!"

Fishmonger

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Fast food. Even faster food

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Today's special... donuts.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Kitchen Kapers

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"This is our soft opening."