Seafood Restaurant Owner Pillows

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'We're all about options around here.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Soup Surprise

Branding Matters.

"Back off man!! I'm warning you - one step closer and I swear I'll jump!!"

Fishmonger

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Fast food. Even faster food

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Your lobster was off!

Kitchen Kapers

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"This is our soft opening."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!