Seafood Restaurant Staff Pillows

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Counting ribs

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"You owe me five bucks."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'I'd like a round table!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Sea weed harvest.

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"