Seafood Marketer Pillows

Add some maritime charm to their home or office decor with cozy pillows featuring humorous seafood marketing phrases. A playful way to bring the ocean’s spirit into their space.

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The fisherman and his catch...

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"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?" mockup

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury." mockup

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ." mockup

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

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Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

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'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.' mockup

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

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Your lobster was off!

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Important Food Groups

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea." mockup

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...' mockup

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

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Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!' mockup

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

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"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef." mockup

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

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'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?' mockup

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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Prawn Cocktail Please

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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Civilized Salmon

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"How's the salmon?"

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective' mockup

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

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Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh." mockup

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

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"Can I interest you in a great white?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

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"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache." mockup

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

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Fresh fish

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'Catching flying fish...'

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Thermidor Dali

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.' mockup

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

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Seafood Marketer Pillows Collection

Seafood Marketer Mugs

Explore our collection of seafood industry mugs for more pun-filled, ocean-inspired designs that keep their spirits buoyant.

Seafood Marketer Prints

Discover our ocean-inspired prints perfect for celebrating a seafood marketing career with humor and style.

Seafood Marketer T-Shirts

Check out our seafood marketing T-shirts to find more humorous and stylish apparel that celebrates their passion for the ocean.