Sea Steward Gifts

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Sailor in Car.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Solar Power.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'