Marine Steward Gifts

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

"Would you like some wings?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Japanese Whaling

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Stop Human Footing

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Solar Power.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'We're drifting apart.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"No, still there."