Marine Steward Gifts

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Japanese Whaling

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Stop Human Footing

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Solar Power.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'We're drifting apart.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Lifeboat

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'