Ocean Saver Gifts

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Helping hand

The Statue of Liberty holds up an SOS flag while underwater.

"Pollution? Noise? Better than whale oil."

An angel crying

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A collective sigh of relief.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...