Ocean Saver Mugs

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

It might be a little too realistic.

Helping hand

The Statue of Liberty holds up an SOS flag while underwater.

"Pollution? Noise? Better than whale oil."

An angel crying

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

A collective sigh of relief.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Save the river.

"I can hear the sea boiling."