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'See those matching boots and gloves? That's his mother!'

"He likes it."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The proper way to wear your mask

Dentist Training School.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We wish we could drink the water."

Beefeater

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

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Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

Whale fluke throws plastic waste back onshore.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

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