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'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Given the medication you're on, Larry, maybe you ought to go home!'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

Lacrossing guards.

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

The proper way to wear your mask

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"He likes it."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

AI Safety Officer

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Covid Shield

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Beware of God"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'