Safety Guardian Gifts

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Given the medication you're on, Larry, maybe you ought to go home!'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

Lacrossing guards.

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

The proper way to wear your mask

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"He likes it."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Beware of God"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'