Health Guardians T-Shirts

Ebola stable

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

US Capitol Building Toppled

Covid Shield

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Beware of God"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

The proper way to wear your mask

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Forest Management

"Will he be okay?"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Save the tree.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"It's your turn, kid."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'