Health Guardians Pillows

Ebola stable

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Handle With Care

US Capitol Building Toppled

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Beware of God"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

The proper way to wear your mask

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Forest Management

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"Will he be okay?"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Save the tree.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"It's your turn, kid."