Green Space Guardian T-Shirts

Town Planning Dept looking at map with parks and green spaces. 'Ok! Let's eat our greens'

Keep off the green belt!

Privatisation of the parks

Don't walk on the grass.

This is your park, metaphorically speaking.

Exciting new development: 20,000 new houses!

"The council were selling off the local playing fields, so I brought one."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"AI"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Toys and environmental pollution

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.