Cosmic Historian Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate your cosmic historian’s love of the universe. Perfect for sparkly mornings and starry-eyed moments, these designs combine humor and cosmic wonder for a truly out-of-this-world cup.

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Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man. mockup

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

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"Good game."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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'But what is the universe for?'

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears. mockup

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!" mockup

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

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Chiller Theatre

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe mockup

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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Zenemies.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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65 Million Years Ago

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

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"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered." mockup

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

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The Origins of Everything

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How life on Earth really got its start. mockup

How life on Earth really got its start.

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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Coronavirus

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind. mockup

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

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'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.' mockup

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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Cosmic Historian Mugs Collection

Cosmic Historian Pillows

Browse our collection of space-inspired pillows, perfect for adding a celestial touch to any room for the cosmic enthusiast.

Cosmic Historian Prints

Discover beautiful prints that showcase the universe’s wonders. Great for decorating a space dedicated to exploration and cosmic storytelling.

Cosmic Historian T-Shirts

Find fun and witty t-shirts for the cosmic historian. Celebrate the universe with designs that are as inspired and curious as they are stylish.