Cosmic Chronicler Mugs

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

65 Million Years Ago

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"You are here"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Cat scratch fever

Kirks & Tacos

Preserving space heritage.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

God changes the channel with his remote.

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

First Cynic in Space

"We've worked for free for the last time! . . ."

Cellist on Mars

"See, the director's cut of the universe is at least two billion years older than our own."

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"These humans are very primitive, some of them still judge each other on the basis of their skin pigmentation."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Rate your stay on earth. Would you recommend earth to a friend?

Alien Luggage

Your daily horoscope.

"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

12 billion years ago...4 billion years ago.