Cosmic Historian Pillows

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

God Sneezes Out Creation

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Coronavirus

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System