Cosmic Theorists Pillows

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

God Sneezes Out Creation

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

The Origins of Everything

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Coronavirus

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.