Cosmic Theorists Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cosmic theorist or a space enthusiast? Our collection combines wit and wonder, ideal for anyone fascinated by the universe’s secrets. Whether they’re into astrophysics or just love a good space joke, you’ll find something special here that celebrates their cosmic curiosity.

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"Good game."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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'But what is the universe for?'

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears. mockup

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!" mockup

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

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Chiller Theatre

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe mockup

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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Zenemies.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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The Origins of Everything

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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How life on Earth really got its start. mockup

How life on Earth really got its start.

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Coronavirus

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.' mockup

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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'How can I get my baby to sleep?' mockup

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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Cosmic Theorists Gifts Collection

Cosmic Theorists Mugs

Looking for more great gift ideas? Check out our collection of cosmic theory mugs and find the perfect vessel for your space-loving friend or family member.

Cosmic Theorists Pillows

Explore our cosmic-inspired pillows and add a touch of whimsical space charm to your loved one’s home decor.

Cosmic Theorists Prints

Find the perfect cosmic print to inspire and amuse—ideal for anyone fascinated by the universe’s secrets.

Cosmic Theorists T-Shirts

Want to see more? Browse our selection of cosmic theory t-shirts that combine humor and astronomy for a truly stellar wardrobe addition.