Cosmic Intellectual Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the cosmic intellectual? Find amusing and thought-provoking items that blend the wonders of the universe with clever humor. Ideal for stargazers, scientists, or anyone fascinated by the cosmos and sharp wit.

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Portrait of Sigmund Freud

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"Good game."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Chiller Theatre

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!" mockup

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

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'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears. mockup

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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Zenemies.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist." mockup

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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A man looks up at the earth

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How life on Earth really got its start. mockup

How life on Earth really got its start.

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.' mockup

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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Coronavirus

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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Questions

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'How can I get my baby to sleep?' mockup

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

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"Uh-oh - climate change."

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God with Earth Controller

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'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...' mockup

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

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Cosmic Intellectual Gifts Collection

Cosmic Intellectual Mugs

Explore our collection of cosmic intellectual mugs—perfect for keeping their coffee as sharp as their wit.

Cosmic Intellectual Pillows

Find pillows that bring celestial charm and smart designs to their living space—perfect for adding personality and fun.

Cosmic Intellectual Prints

Check out prints that blend cosmic imagery with wit and wisdom—great for inspiring and decorating their personal space.

Cosmic Intellectual T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the universe and clever humor—ideal for the cosmic intellectual's casual wardrobe.