Cosmic Intellectual Pillows

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

Coronavirus

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Questions

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

God with Earth Controller

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'