Cosmic Intellectual Mugs

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Coronavirus

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Questions

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

God with Earth Controller

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'