Interstellar Intellectual Mugs

Kickstart their day with a witty interstellar mug—perfect for space buffs who love a dose of cosmic humor or scientific inspiration with their morning coffee.

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"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories." mockup

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

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Boptimism

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Paul Ree

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?” mockup

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney." mockup

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

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How Glaciations Begin

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It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like! mockup

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

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"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!" mockup

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

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"Now that was post-modern sex."

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Assertiveness

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"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku." mockup

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?' mockup

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

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"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you." mockup

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before." mockup

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

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Lost and Profound.

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Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.' mockup

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

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''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .' mockup

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

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Toni Morrison

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'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.' mockup

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

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"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

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