Intergalactic Philosopher Mugs

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Questions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'I invest in emerging markets.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Small laughing space creatures.

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'