Cosmic Theorists T-Shirts

What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosm

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Chiller Theatre

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

The Origins of Everything

How life on Earth really got its start.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Coronavirus

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

God with Earth Controller