Philosophers Of The Cosmos T-Shirts

"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Thinking Gears

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

65 Million Years Ago

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Arthur Schopenhauer

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Coronavirus

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

God with Earth Controller