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'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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Creativity

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Entropy Seminar.

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."