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'This can't be good.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Coronavirus

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.