Space-time Philosopher T-Shirts

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Can that be right?"

Coronavirus

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead