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Political Science Fiction.

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

65 Million Years Ago

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Apple Pie Abduction

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Save Our Universe

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.