Galactic Philosopher T-Shirts

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

"These humans are very primitive, some of them still judge each other on the basis of their skin pigmentation."

Questions

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Coronavirus

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Creativity

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

God with Earth Controller

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."