Cosmologists Gifts

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosm

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

The Lost World: You are Here

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

The Origins of Everything

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

A man looks up at the earth