Cosmologist Gifts

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

The Cosmology of Timmy

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

Mr. Science Times

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Cosmology marches on. . .

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Stephen Hawking.

"Ground control? It seems we have found the origin of the universe."

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

The Little Blue Full Stop.

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

"He did not believe in rebooting, so..."

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

"They've found a moon going round a planet going round a star which is a sun eight thousand light years away in our galaxy the Milky Way which has billions of stars, many with planets with moons going round, and there are billions of stars, many with planets with moons going round, and there are billions of galaxies. . . ."

The Big Bag Theory

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'You're 'only' ten minutes late?-- do you realize how far the Universe has EXPANDED in those ten minutes?'

"Ha! You call that little pop a bang? Lemme show you what a really big bang is like."

"Who knows? Maybe it's their way of greeting visitors."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Cosmology

God Sneezes Out Creation

Anti-Matter Meets Dark Energy

Stephen Hawking

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.