Light Aficionado Gifts

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

100 best beheadings

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"He's an indoor cat."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Hollywood Breakup

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Couch and Potato

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

How I met your mother

How the goat got square eyes.

Tedious Romantic.