Lights T-Shirts

"How the mighty have fallen!"

That *@#$ cat keeps following out light beam.

Safe Christmas.

'They all want to play the star.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Theatre Crowd

Hamlet

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Three Witches from Macbeth

James Barrie.

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Candle Moment

"How was the play!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.