Book Lights T-Shirts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

The Beard in the Stone

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The World's Biggest Book Club

'He was a great writer'