Lamps Gifts

Fly Lemmings

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I call it angle-poise"

Candle Moment

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Safe Christmas.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Knight Light.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."