Lamps Pillows

Fly Lemmings

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"I call it angle-poise"

Candle Moment

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Safe Christmas.

Flower lamp.

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!