Lamp Lighter Pillows

The Age of Enlightenment

Linkman talking about decimal coinage

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

The experienced backpacker.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Nuclear energy?

"I can't wait to put them on."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Here's your report card... I mean, review.'

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'