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"Okay, one more time. . . let there be light!!"

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Knight Light.

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Illuminating agricultural production

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nuclear energy?

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'