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"Okay, one more time. . . let there be light!!"

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Knight Light.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'