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The Age of Enlightenment

Linkman talking about decimal coinage

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

The experienced backpacker.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Here's your report card... I mean, review.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I can't wait to put them on."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Nuclear energy?

Illuminating agricultural production