Candle Lighter T-Shirts

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Nocturne

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candlelight

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'