Candlelight T-Shirts

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candlelight

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Edison: The Early Years,

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Heart to heart talk.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

The Fuse

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Nocturne

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candle Size

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'