Candlelight Gifts

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candlelight

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Heart to heart talk.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Nocturne

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.