Candle Lighter Gifts

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

The Fuse

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Nocturne

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Candlelight

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."